Well Done

I thought the writing was superb, the characters felt very well developed and funny for something so short. The jokes, one-liners and comedic timing was perfect!

I thought the voice acting was good, the quality of the voice recordings as far as "sound quality/mastering" could have been a bit better.

Also, in the future try to avoid copyrighted songs, they can cause troubles down the road. Not to self-promote but Newgrounds has a great assortment of talented artists and songs in the audio portal ranging from Rock to Classical to Piano Bar.

Overall, very well done, I look forward to the next one

Amazing, especially the Music

You truly created a piece of deep, intricate, well crafted art. I sit here stunned and amazed, speechless. How could such inspiration have touched you?

I'm also wondering...how did Stoic fit into this? Haha.

Well Done

Deserves a much better rating than it currently holds.

Deserves better reviews

Simple, User Friendly Card Game. Takes two seconds to learn but is fairly in-depth and has equals amounts chance and skill.

Not bad

Not bad but it has already been done a thousand times. Overall though, you didn't half ass it, the ball does speed up and the graphics look good, and you do have click sound effects. A good start!

Great theme, an honest review

The game has great personality; the art, music and voice overs all work perfectly into the theme. You pulled off the humor perfectly. The game play is fun and rewarding, it's a perfect game for a half hour break. However, I will give merit to some of the others reviewer's difficulties.

I think the heart of the problem their having is they may be using laptop track pads instead of a mouse. I found the game extremely difficult just using the track pad, but a perfect challenge once using a USB mouse. Sadly, I think this is resulting in your dismal score. Perhaps in the future consider a difficulty setting rather than nerfing the game for everyone. Overall though, a well implemented game. I'll give you a score of five for the next few days.

Excellent. This is a perfect song for a winter style game.

Absolutely amazing song!

Absolutely awesome instrumentals. You'll get approved in no time.

Concept

Once again really funny and clever concept, I plan on sharing this.

Excellent Concept

I thought this was very well done. It really parodies the way people expect zombies to be, and how all those zombie survival guides are written, When really Zombies would turn out to be something we never expect.

Some potential

Honestly, much better than I can draw and the obvious Newgrounds fair. I'm not an artist but I would consider investing in a tablet to draw with. I would also considering practicing, taking classes and using websites to study. Practice makes permanent, so make sure your practicing correct technique, do your research and eventually you will see a vast improvement.

Best of luck.